Kool Jokes Korner

Miss Jones is a kindergarten teacher and today is her birthday. As she walked into her classroom one of her students, Dollly, had brought a gift up to her desk.
"Guess what it is!" said Dolly.
Knowing that Dolly`s father owned a bookstore she guessed, "A Book"
"How did you know" asked Dolly
Next, Robert brought a gift up to Miss Jones. "Guess what it is!" said Robert.
Knowing that his parents owned a florist shop, she guessed, "Flowers"
"How did you know " asked Robert
Finally, Johnny brought up a gift for Miss Jones.
"Guess what it is!" said Johnny.
Knowing that Johnny`s father owned a liquor store, and seeing that the bag was wet, she placed her fingers on the liquid and then licked them.
"Rum" guessed Miss Jones.
"No" said Johnny.
She tasted again..."Vodka" she guessed.
"No" said Johnny.
Once again she wet her fingers and tasted, "I know," said Miss Jones, "It`s wine."
"No!" said Johnny..."it`s a puppy."

Joke of the Moment

A little boy was lost at a large shopping mall

A little boy was lost at a large shopping mall. He approached a uniformed policeman and said, "Ive lost my dad!"

The cop asked, "Whats he like"

The little boy replied, "Beer and women with big boobs